export const familyLabFeature = {
  eyebrow: "Family laboratory / private test issue",
  title: "A pataphysical family atlas built from one unruly folder and a boy called Dave Jr.",
  lede:
    "Not a neutral gallery. Not a cold database. A bright proof-sheet salon for father-and-son evidence, Villanova weather, sleep-heavy domestic grace, and the gentle bureaucratic miracle of naming things before they vanish.",
  note:
    "This first pass keeps the captions honest, lets the images breathe, and treats the archive as material for a future family desk rather than a pile of uploads.",
};

export const familyLabStats = [
  {
    value: "94",
    label: "unique frames",
    note: "The duplicates are folded away so the room reads like an edit, not an export.",
  },
  {
    value: "Dave Jr",
    label: "central orbit",
    note: "Your son is the emotional anchor, which is why the named files lead the composition.",
  },
  {
    value: "Moustache era",
    label: "authenticated",
    note: "The father-and-son images stay explicit so the archive starts with recognisable truth.",
  },
];

export const familyLabFeaturedFilenames = [
  "0meanddave1.jpg",
  "meAndDave.jpg",
  "jr_nova.jpg",
  "villanova1.jpg",
  "withGrandma.jpg",
  "fireman.jpg",
];

export const familyLabNotes = [
  {
    title: "Poster logic, not gallery logic",
    body: "The first screen behaves like a cover: one big emotional claim, then a controlled spill of proof.",
  },
  {
    title: "Named frames first",
    body: "Files with human names carry the warmth, while the Facebook hashes recede into the archive layer.",
  },
  {
    title: "Private by temperament",
    body: "The design can mature into a family-only desk, but this test page already gives the photographs dignity.",
  },
];

export const familyLabFilters = [
  { key: "all", label: "All frames" },
  { key: "named", label: "Named files" },
  { key: "dave-jr", label: "Dave Jr" },
  { key: "dave", label: "Father and son" },
  { key: "villanova", label: "Villanova weather" },
  { key: "family", label: "Family orbit" },
];
